Carmelia Sinensis (a.k.a. The Boss's Tea Party)

She munched on carrots in my bathtub, filled with Green Leaf Tea,
My new P.A. (hair in shower cap) starts the third degree.
“Darling, do you drink Darjeeling?” (Offering her toe)
“If you’re going to be my boss today, I really need to know.”

With outstretched leg she’d ordered “Lick It!”, then dipped her toe in 'cha'.
Camelia Sinensis made such a sensual spa!
“Darling, is something brewing?” she asked (Widening her eyes)
“Or, do I see a tea pot spout, protruding from your flies?”

Oh, Carmelia Sinensis
I had this strange dream
Of English crumpets,
Clotted cream
And you
What does it mean?
Carmelia Sinensis

She steeped a while, then pulled the plug, straining my confusion.
My new P.A. (towel around her) had finished her infusion.
“Darling boss, can I have a rise?” she asked, (Pouncing on her prey).
But, when my pot was fully drained… she left me for Earl Grey.